Pointless Interactions
Meaningless Progress
Loading your disappointment: 73%
Calculating uselessness: 100% (always)
Time wasted: 0 seconds
Progress toward nothing: ∞%
Nonsensical Statistics
Pixels Viewed Today
1337420
Brain Cells Saved
42,069
Equivalent Productivity
0.0000000001 paperclips
Digital Carbon Footprint
3 digital grams
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